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Every once in a while, but most of the time I forget I even have a tumblr, as you may have noticed.

Harley took one look at this and ran out of the room.

I think she had some bad clams last night, actually, but I’m not going to tell her that.

Harley has passed out on the keyboard.  I don’t know how she managed that, since all I gave her was a rum bottle full of club soda.  You’d think she’d notice the difference, but she never does.

And by the way, I don’t like people bothering my friend.

I know who you are.

And I’m coming for you.

Love and kisses,
Poison Ivy

fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

If you Marry in white, you’d be a borign sight.

Marry in purle, um…

In purple a wife, you’ll have  a great life. ;P

We are going to have it.  Beautiful.  All te thrimmings.  But ti doesn’t even amtter as logn as you have the right man

I do have the right man.  My puddin does love me.  I knoe he does.

[[OOC: Don’t know why tumblr won’t let me press the publish button on this one.]]

I don’t know that you’re talking about. We had a beautifyl day last year.  We had dinner at a fancy restuarant and all the poheple who didnt escape, he arranged the corpses in the sahep of a heart.  He helped me make a card for Red too.  We glued rose petals t the ffont.  Also int he shape of a heart.

So romantic.

I threw up.

DRINK MORE.